Penn Holderness
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Like I, if I'm doing this with you, like I'll be, I'm twice your size already.
And so every time we do this, you're like, I just need to put a couple of things in there.
And it's like, it's a travel, she puts like her makeup bag, which is the size of an entire suitcase in my suitcase.
I'm like, I don't have any room left here.
So this has to be, we have to, this is my dance space.
This is your dance space.
Are you, in front of God and these witnesses, willing to commit to this?
Because I think we can make it work.
Are we taking your vows?
Yes, we are.
I'm going to just... Because, like, you know, people can wear sneakers everywhere.
I'm just going to bring one pair of sneakers and we'll be able to pull this off.
I vow to you on this day.
State your name.
I...
Kim Holderness.
Do solemnly swear.
Do solemnly swear.
Do not put any of my crap in your carry-on bag.
Do not put any of my crap in your carry-on bag.