Penn Jillette

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845 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 16 Jul

Penn Jillette’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I respect you as much as anybody, but I would never hire you as a bouncer, bodyguard, or au pair.

Those are three jobs you will not get from Ben Gillette, okay?

If you are completely destitute and you call up your buddy Penn, I might be able to give you some coin.

I might be able to hire you.

But those are not three jobs you will get.

Got it?

You're so right.

Write it down.

You're so right.

I could add a few more, but we'll stay with those three.

Are you telling me that you and I

wouldn't do great in Marine boot camp?

I couldn't get him to disagree with me too much on go, so I'll go this, we can go into boot camp thing, see if he'll disagree with me there.

I could stick up for it a little bit.

I've enjoyed it many times.

I've enjoyed it.

I have enjoyed it.

It's different for me because I'm taller than you.

I'm just telling you it would be different because I'm taller than you.

Well, this is Kafka's in the penal colony, right?

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