Penn Jillette

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845 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 16 Jul

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Club Random with Bill Maher · Penn Jillette | Club Random Classics with Bill Maher · 16 Jul 2026 podcast

In agriculture, the more children you have, the better it is.

But also, they help around the farm.

Once you get out of agriculture, children are just a liability.

Like when you carve out a specific... We try to do that a little bit, but the truth is I am always working.

We grab it every time we can.

I think we really—I was thinking about if I built a time machine, killing Hitler, buying Microsoft.

Now I think it's going back and talking to you in eighth grade.

I think that is what I would do.

I think that from the future, Pem would appear and say, listen, Bill, let's talk about the Sadie Hawkins dance, because this is going to have repercussions for the rest of your motherfucking life.

Yeah, exactly.

Possibly.

We don't know.

So that's what I would do now.

Let Hitler live.

Go back and help Bill.

Was it?

I have a story that's sadder, sadder than your story of eighth grade Sadie Hawkins.

Oh, my God.

It's horrible.

What's that?

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