Pete Smissen

You ever meet someone who says, nah mate, I've changed.

And for some reason, you believe them.

Maybe your mate swears he's finally organised now.

Your ex says they've matured.

That bloke at work reckons he's way more chilled these days.

And then two days later, he's absolutely losing it because somebody borrowed his stapler.

And slowly, the old habits creep back in.

The lateness, the drama, the same weird behaviour they've always had.

And you just sit there thinking, yeah, righto.

Honestly, I reckon everybody knows at least one person like this.

And today, I'm going to teach you the perfect Aussie expression for that exact situation.

G'day you mob, welcome to Aussie English.

I'm your host Pete and my objective here is to teach you guys the English spoken down under.

So whether you want to sound like a fair dinkum Aussie or you just want to understand what the flippin' hell we're on about when we're having a yarn, you've come to the right place.

So sit back, grab a cuppa and enjoy Aussie English.

Let's go.

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Alright, before we get into it, I've got a joke for you.

So, today's joke.

Are you ready for this?