Pete Smissen

And you don't have to do anything.

And he did a lot of work around that.

He has to take a neutral position now where he's just like, I'm not talking about it.

Other members in the royal family can, but he can't as the monarch.

It would be so interesting to be a fly on the wall and really get a better understanding of what these people are like, not just what they're like, but whether or not they actually enjoy these jobs or look forward to it.

You wonder if he was just like the whole time, like, please, you know, please outlive me, mum.

Please, for the love of God, don't make me the character.

I just can't be fucked.

Hand it over to William.

Yeah, I can't imagine... Yeah, I just can't imagine what it would be like having that kind of a job, because you think from the outside, man, it just must be all luxury and amazing, but I reckon it must be so monotonous and boring.

So now it's just he does that with... Bitch, don't do this job I don't like.

Exactly.

Get out of here.

I'm playing with the corgis.

You can tap out at any time.

Rocking a hard place.

Yeah, exactly.

And he's had to father a child that is most likely not his as well, right?

Mate, look it up.

Google Prince Harry.