Pete Wright

Here's the truth.

We don't actually want these products back.

We want what they represent.

The version of ourselves that existed when we ate them.

Summer afternoons that stretched on forever.

The feeling of being young enough that time still felt infinite.

No reformulated Pudding Pop can give us that.

So here's to the fallen, to Altoid Sours and Butterfinger BBs, Snackwell's Devil's Food Cookies and whatever Muggo Lunch was supposed to be.

They're gone.

They're not coming back.

And we're right to mourn them, not because they were great, but because they were ours.

And in the end, isn't that all any of us are really hungry for?

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Maybe the world just loves you as meat man.