Peter Sagal

You guys don't pay well.

So my wife actually came up with this show.

It's called Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends.

And every week we have people who have called in, left a message, and they need help with some sort of task they have.

We had one guy who had to make a eulogy for a father-in-law that he hated.

And needed advice on how to make, he wanted to insult him and be tasteful.

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At the heart of each story are questions.

What really happened?

What really mattered?

What happens next?

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Thank you, everybody.

Thank you.

It's great to be back in Austin, Texas.

We have a fine show for you today.

Later on, we're going to be talking to Alana Myers-Taylor, the most decorated black winter Olympian ever.

But first, we are so excited to inaugurate what cultural historians of the future will refer to as the Alzo era, as we welcome Alzo Slade as Wait-Wait's new official judge and scorekeeper.

Thank you.