Peter Sagal

Yes, that's exactly right.

For their big party on the National Mall, the White House proudly announced a lineup of American music icons like Vanilla Ice and Bret Michaels from the band Poison.

Seriously, it was like they just wrote down all the names from the Grammys in memoriam reel.

That's all part of it.

The cage match, they've been building this thing on the White House lawn to have a UFC, basically a cage match.

Yeah.

That's going to be on Flag Day, which, oh, by the way, what a coincidence, is also President Trump's 80th birthday.

Let me just say this about that UFC thing.

All right, Jenny, here is your next quote.

It's about a hot new director in Hollywood.

That was Variety magazine talking about 20-year-old Kane Parsons, one of the hot new Hollywood directors who got their start making videos for what platform?

YouTube?

YouTube, yes!

The horror movies Back Rooms, made by Mr. Parsons, and Obsession, both made by former YouTubers, are dominating the box office.

They grossed over $100 million on their opening weekend.

It's so wonderful to see theaters filled again with young people, all of whom had to jump up every four minutes to hit the skip ad button on the screen.

It's tough.

And yet they have managed it by giving these young filmmakers an opportunity to make real movies.

Have any of you seen these movies, or did you follow their careers on YouTube prior?

Did they come home and tell you all about it?