Peter Sagal

They did. Now, the Pope has not lived in Chicago for decades, but that does not matter to us. We are so thirsty. We will say you are a Chicagoan if you have a long layover at O'Hare. And is there any other kind? I know.

They did. Now, the Pope has not lived in Chicago for decades, but that does not matter to us. We are so thirsty. We will say you are a Chicagoan if you have a long layover at O'Hare. And is there any other kind? I know.

They did. Now, the Pope has not lived in Chicago for decades, but that does not matter to us. We are so thirsty. We will say you are a Chicagoan if you have a long layover at O'Hare. And is there any other kind? I know.

I know. It was so great when the smoke came out. It was white, then red, then blue. We knew. It was awesome. Yeah. And I need not tell everyone that we are incredibly proud here in Chicago that one of our own has gotten the big chair. And by that, I mean the big chair. One commenter on a news story here. This is true. He's like reading the news and he likes that. Oh my god.

I know. It was so great when the smoke came out. It was white, then red, then blue. We knew. It was awesome. Yeah. And I need not tell everyone that we are incredibly proud here in Chicago that one of our own has gotten the big chair. And by that, I mean the big chair. One commenter on a news story here. This is true. He's like reading the news and he likes that. Oh my god.

I know. It was so great when the smoke came out. It was white, then red, then blue. We knew. It was awesome. Yeah. And I need not tell everyone that we are incredibly proud here in Chicago that one of our own has gotten the big chair. And by that, I mean the big chair. One commenter on a news story here. This is true. He's like reading the news and he likes that. Oh my god.

This guy's been to my house And and this is true. He he was reported to be a Cubs fan Everybody assumes were Cubs fans and his brother called the news to correct the record. He is in fact a White Sox fan, right? Yes, imagine You really need the Lord if you care about the whites exactly imagine suffering that much and still believing in God. I

This guy's been to my house And and this is true. He he was reported to be a Cubs fan Everybody assumes were Cubs fans and his brother called the news to correct the record. He is in fact a White Sox fan, right? Yes, imagine You really need the Lord if you care about the whites exactly imagine suffering that much and still believing in God. I

This guy's been to my house And and this is true. He he was reported to be a Cubs fan Everybody assumes were Cubs fans and his brother called the news to correct the record. He is in fact a White Sox fan, right? Yes, imagine You really need the Lord if you care about the whites exactly imagine suffering that much and still believing in God. I

All right, here is your next quote. It was from someone who was interviewed at an airport.

All right, here is your next quote. It was from someone who was interviewed at an airport.

All right, here is your next quote. It was from someone who was interviewed at an airport.

I just didn't. That was a traveler who did not have an important document you need to get on a plane as of Wednesday this week. What is it? The real ID. Real ID, yes. Yes. You now need a real ID to get through security at the airport. That is, of course, the extra secure federally mandated ID, which requires proof of residency.

I just didn't. That was a traveler who did not have an important document you need to get on a plane as of Wednesday this week. What is it? The real ID. Real ID, yes. Yes. You now need a real ID to get through security at the airport. That is, of course, the extra secure federally mandated ID, which requires proof of residency.

I just didn't. That was a traveler who did not have an important document you need to get on a plane as of Wednesday this week. What is it? The real ID. Real ID, yes. Yes. You now need a real ID to get through security at the airport. That is, of course, the extra secure federally mandated ID, which requires proof of residency.

So now the TSA, you know, they'll just wave you through saying, oh, this guy can't be a terrorist. He provided an electricity bill from his house in Cleveland. So remember, in case you're confused, you only need real ID to fly on a plane. If you're just going to a bar, you can continue to use fake ID.

So now the TSA, you know, they'll just wave you through saying, oh, this guy can't be a terrorist. He provided an electricity bill from his house in Cleveland. So remember, in case you're confused, you only need real ID to fly on a plane. If you're just going to a bar, you can continue to use fake ID.

So now the TSA, you know, they'll just wave you through saying, oh, this guy can't be a terrorist. He provided an electricity bill from his house in Cleveland. So remember, in case you're confused, you only need real ID to fly on a plane. If you're just going to a bar, you can continue to use fake ID.

I don't know if people remember this. This was announced in 2006 that they were going to do that. This is true, and they finally did it. Take that, Al-Qaeda. Yeah. So, they announced it in 2006. They finally instituted it this week. Just think, Bill Belichick's girlfriend has spent her whole life worrying this day would come.

I don't know if people remember this. This was announced in 2006 that they were going to do that. This is true, and they finally did it. Take that, Al-Qaeda. Yeah. So, they announced it in 2006. They finally instituted it this week. Just think, Bill Belichick's girlfriend has spent her whole life worrying this day would come.