Peter Sagal

Right. And you just stand in front of it all day holding a pitchfork.

Okay. Very good. Very good. Well, Chris, welcome to the show. Let me introduce you to our panel this week. First, she's a comedian headlining at the DC Improv July 11th through the 13th. It's Joelle Nicole Johnson.

Okay. Very good. Very good. Well, Chris, welcome to the show. Let me introduce you to our panel this week. First, she's a comedian headlining at the DC Improv July 11th through the 13th. It's Joelle Nicole Johnson.

Okay. Very good. Very good. Well, Chris, welcome to the show. Let me introduce you to our panel this week. First, she's a comedian headlining at the DC Improv July 11th through the 13th. It's Joelle Nicole Johnson.

Next, he's a comedian who'll be headlining the Gramercy in New York City on May 29th, and the Houston Punchline on May 30th and 31st is Hari Kondabolu.

Next, he's a comedian who'll be headlining the Gramercy in New York City on May 29th, and the Houston Punchline on May 30th and 31st is Hari Kondabolu.

Next, he's a comedian who'll be headlining the Gramercy in New York City on May 29th, and the Houston Punchline on May 30th and 31st is Hari Kondabolu.

And he's an actor and comedian you can see Saturday, May 3rd, at Joe's Pub in New York City. It's Peter Gross. Hey, Chris. Hello, Peter. So Chris, welcome to the show. You're going to play Who's Bill this time. Bill Curtis is now going to perform for you three quotations from the week's news, doing it better than the original people.

And he's an actor and comedian you can see Saturday, May 3rd, at Joe's Pub in New York City. It's Peter Gross. Hey, Chris. Hello, Peter. So Chris, welcome to the show. You're going to play Who's Bill this time. Bill Curtis is now going to perform for you three quotations from the week's news, doing it better than the original people.

And he's an actor and comedian you can see Saturday, May 3rd, at Joe's Pub in New York City. It's Peter Gross. Hey, Chris. Hello, Peter. So Chris, welcome to the show. You're going to play Who's Bill this time. Bill Curtis is now going to perform for you three quotations from the week's news, doing it better than the original people.

If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you'll win our prize. Any voice from our show that you might choose for your voicemail. Are you ready to get us started? I am. All right. Your first quote is from the president of these United States. Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls.

If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you'll win our prize. Any voice from our show that you might choose for your voicemail. Are you ready to get us started? I am. All right. Your first quote is from the president of these United States. Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls.

If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you'll win our prize. Any voice from our show that you might choose for your voicemail. Are you ready to get us started? I am. All right. Your first quote is from the president of these United States. Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls.

He was comforting us because Christmas toy sales may be severely impacted by what? By Trump's tariffs. Exactly. By his trade war, his tariffs. Man, I don't know. Is it just me or does ruining Christmas seem to start earlier and earlier each year? With 80% of all toys and 90% of all the rest of the stuff you get for Christmas sold in America coming from China.

He was comforting us because Christmas toy sales may be severely impacted by what? By Trump's tariffs. Exactly. By his trade war, his tariffs. Man, I don't know. Is it just me or does ruining Christmas seem to start earlier and earlier each year? With 80% of all toys and 90% of all the rest of the stuff you get for Christmas sold in America coming from China.

He was comforting us because Christmas toy sales may be severely impacted by what? By Trump's tariffs. Exactly. By his trade war, his tariffs. Man, I don't know. Is it just me or does ruining Christmas seem to start earlier and earlier each year? With 80% of all toys and 90% of all the rest of the stuff you get for Christmas sold in America coming from China.

Experts say that the Trump tariffs could create huge toy shortages for this holiday season. Promise made, promise kept, right? Thanks to President Trump, we no longer have to say, happy holidays. Now we can say, Merry Christmas, you're not getting a present.

Experts say that the Trump tariffs could create huge toy shortages for this holiday season. Promise made, promise kept, right? Thanks to President Trump, we no longer have to say, happy holidays. Now we can say, Merry Christmas, you're not getting a present.

Experts say that the Trump tariffs could create huge toy shortages for this holiday season. Promise made, promise kept, right? Thanks to President Trump, we no longer have to say, happy holidays. Now we can say, Merry Christmas, you're not getting a present.

Exactly.