Peter Sagal

The guest list was the creme de la what?

Mike Tyson was there.

True.

As well as Apple CEO Tim Cook.

Can you imagine...

seeing this movie, and then having to come up with something nice to say about it to the president and his wife.

They're standing right there, and you're like, wow, you know, the title of the movie, Melania, really accurate.

And I have to tell you this, this is also true.

According to Rolling Stone, two-thirds of the movie's crew asked not to be listed in the credits.

You haven't seen that many names redacted since the Epstein file.

All right, Ken, here's your last quote.

Exploding trees are possible.

That was a headline warning people to watch out for exploding trees during what recent weather event?

Yes, the big cold, the big winter storm that blanketed the country this last week.

That storm did not just make roads impassable and it did not just make your skin burn from the cold, it also caused trees to explode.

This is great news for those of us who have always wished trees would finally do something.

So this happens when moisture gets into a tree and in a pre-existing crack and then it gets very cold, the ice forms and it expands and all of a sudden the crack basically gives way and the tree just goes poof.

Then you should not stand too close to trees when this is going on because this would be a very embarrassing way to go.

You know what I mean?

Tons of people posted videos, this being the world we live in, of exploding trees.