Peter Sagal

You're going to play our game on which you must try to tell truth from fiction.

Bill, what is Laura's topic?

It's a secret.

A secret got out this week, and it's not just that the nutrient goo everybody's eating is made of people.

Our panelists are going to tell you how somebody's beans got spilled.

Pick the one who's telling the truth, and you'll win the weight-waiter of your choice in your voicemail.

You ready to play?

Yes, sir.

Let's hear first from Josh Gondelman.

A boxer's secret that he's bald is revealed when he gets hit so hard his toupee flies off in the middle of a bout.

Your next story of someone's cover being blown comes from Tig Notaro.

Miss Manor's daughter discovers that her mother was once a delinquent.

Your last story of a secret spilled comes from Tom Beaudet.

So, one of these secrets got out this week.

Was it from Josh Gondelman, a boxer revealed to the world that he was bald when his opponent hit him so hard his toupee flew off?

From Tig Notaro, Miss Manner's daughter discovers that her genteel mother wasn't always like that?

Or from Tom Beaudet, Justin Bieber secretly drives an Uber under an alias and was discovered when he picked up his wife.

Which of these was the real secret revealed this week?

All right.

You're going to go with Josh's story about the boxer whose toupee flew off when he got hit that hard.