Peyton Ruddy

I love the Yankees.

Double up the chain?

Is it, like, go around twice?

Do you give tours of the Boogie Nights set?

It counts, yeah.

Why do you keep pronouncing it that way?

Slovakia.

Because we were the original slaves.

No, the akia part.

Slav part.

Most of the Kill Tony open micers work for a nonprofit.

It's a lot more.

It's interesting because on the original 9-11, that's how we also celebrated it.

We had cupcakes ready.

You're celebrating almost 70 people you've had sex with?

Yeah, I don't know if you can tell by looking at me and the cleavage that I'm showing right now, but it's a lot of muscle up under here, right?

And you know, the first thing they say about people when they got muscles, right, is they on steroids.

And I don't have a problem with steroids because steroids is cool, right?

I have a problem with what they say about people on steroids, right?

Like this one chick tried to come at me and she was like, I know your dick is shriveled up to this small because of all the steroids you use.