Peyton Ruddy
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And I had to correct her, right?
I was like, first of all, bitch, it's not your dick they say, it's your balls, right?
And I've never had sex with a woman
when she, I've never had sex with a woman, and she get on the phone with her homegirl the next day, and she's like, hello?
She's like, hello?
She said, hey bitch, what you doing?
Nothing, what you doing?
Nothing, did you fuck Royal?
She said, and did?
She said, how was the dick?
She said, the dick was good, bud.
She said, uh-uh, but what, bitch?
She said, bitch, he had small balls, right?
I'm talking about balls so small, you could have went to Vegas and shot dice with them motherfuckers, okay?
She said, here I am being a freaky bitch trying to get tea bag and this nigga brought salt and pepper packages.
I've been doing it for 10 years, man.
I'm from Tulsa.
Listen, white people.