Peyton Ruddy

You're celebrating almost 70 people you've had sex with?

Yeah, I don't know if you can tell by looking at me and the cleavage that I'm showing right now, but it's a lot of muscle up under here, right?

And you know, the first thing they say about people when they got muscles, right, is they on steroids.

And I don't have a problem with steroids because steroids is cool, right?

I have a problem with what they say about people on steroids, right?

Like this one chick tried to come at me and she was like, I know your dick is shriveled up to this small because of all the steroids you use.

And I had to correct her, right?

I was like, first of all, bitch, it's not your dick they say, it's your balls, right?

And I've never had sex with a woman

Yeah, I don't know if you can tell by looking at me and the cleavage that I'm showing right now, but it's a lot of muscle up under here, right?

when she, I've never had sex with a woman, and she get on the phone with her homegirl the next day, and she's like, hello?

And, you know, the first thing they say about people when they got muscles, right, is they on steroids.

She's like, hello?

She said, hey bitch, what you doing?

Nothing, what you doing?

Nothing, did you fuck Royal?

She said, and did?

And I don't have a problem with steroids because steroids is cool, right?

She said, how was the dick?

She said, the dick was good, bud.