Peyton Ruddy

She said, uh-uh, but what, bitch?

I have a problem with what they say about people on steroids, right?

She said, bitch, he had small balls, right?

Like this one chick tried to come at me and she was like, I know your dick is shriveled up to this small because of all the steroids you use.

I'm talking about balls so small, you could have went to Vegas and shot dice with them motherfuckers, okay?

And I had to correct her, right?

I was like, first of all, bitch, it's not your dick, they say, it's your balls, right?

And I've never had sex with a woman

Your Honor.

when she, I've never had sex with a woman, and she get on the phone with her homegirl the next day, and she's like, hello?

She said, here I am being a freaky bitch trying to get tea bag and this nigga brought salt and pepper packages.

She's like, hello?

She said, hey, bitch, what you doing?

Nothing, what you doing?

Nothing, did you fuck Royal?

She said, and did?

She said, how was the dick?

She said, the dick was good, bud.

She said, uh-uh, but what, bitch?

She said, bitch, he had small balls, right?