PFT (Pardon My Take co‑host, Big Cat/PFT Commenter — likely PFT Commenter/host)

Yeah.

It's not even like I'm stuck on one.

It's red light cams where if you get even like a little bit in the middle, you know, you get banged.

And then two, there's some speed.

They have speed trap ones, too, where if you go 36 and a 30, you get busted.

yeah 36 in a 30 is not that that's like stepping on the gas a little bit here's the problem with chicago and the red light cameras because i'm in i'm the same spot my car ended up getting towed like three months ago because of all these tickets yeah uh it's a city that culturally celebrates and demands that four people make a left-hand turn as the light turns red always and if you don't then you get honked at i'm used to like one or two cars doing it in chicago it's usually like three or four you

Got to go.

You have to do it culturally.

It's a very important thing to the city to make that left hand turn.

And then they also ding you because there's red light cameras everywhere that take the picture of your license plate if you make that left hand turn.

So everyone in the city just owes money to the government, which probably goes to UAE or whoever they sold the red light cameras.

Yes.

yeah i'm i'm my my my um yeah they sold all the all the parking tick the worst deal ever done the all the parking meters were sold to the middle east like yeah i was like 15 years ago i came even more like so stupid so stupid like how could this how could this possibly be something we'd want to keep the money from in the future in perpetuity for the remainder of the parking meters life

i'm i'm basically my my commute to work is i'm like sonic getting hit with his coins falling out it's there's like four different spots along my route that i get hit and my coins fall out yeah are you saying there's automated speed cameras yeah you're not even getting hit by a police officer no it's just it's just there's um some like school zones and it's just it's i'm not speeding i know people are gonna be like holy shit you're speeding every single time it might be speeding

Every single time I look at the mail.

Well, it's already open for me.

It's 36 in a 30.

One mile.

Okay, Hank.

All right.