PFT (Pardon My Take co‑host, Big Cat/PFT Commenter — likely PFT Commenter/host)
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Does the NFL have a penis-touching problem?
Well, so I was going to ask you...
The headline on ESPN right now is Juwan Jennings pushes Travion Morig in face mask after 49ers victory over Panthers.
I don't think that's the story.
That's not the story.
You know that meme where it's the media and it's got the camera that's pointed at a guy stabbing somebody and then you zoom out and it's actually the opposite and the other guy's trying to stab?
That's what's happening with this.
Yeah.
John Jennings got punched directly in the dick.
Directly in the dick.
Like, uppercut in the dick.
Like, Mortal Kombat, toasty, right in the bellend.
And credit to him.
And it wasn't just... It looked like...
I guess just his wrist is very taped up, but it looks almost like a club.
He just got him perfectly.
I think he got his hand taped up so that he could be better at dick punching.
Yeah.
Now, we saw this in the Cowboys-Eagles game, too.
You see George Pickens?