PFT

Jared S.D.

Diem got the scoring started early after tossing a Clementini at a courtyard Marriott Sutton.

Then, on a fourth and one at the Patriots 14, R.J.

Hampton Harvey had his shot blocked down for an incompletion after a tremendous play call from Patriots defensive coordinator Zach Okere.

Two drives later, Jared P. Stiddy dropped back with a looped-up ball, but Christian Larry Ellison looked like an oracle who could see the future and forced a fumble!

And a whap!

And a whap!

Patriots recover!

Drake May made them pay with his legs, scoring on a six-yard skipper.

Then came the snow.

Andy Arora-Pagora-Rogales put the Pats up three with the only made field goal of the game.

And then, after being given prime field position, Will was looking like a putz after missing a game-time field goal that was tipped by Lawrence Superman.

Taylor, the third, with the game on the line.

Third and six.

I forgot to finish this, Boomer, but Drake May put the game away and ended everyone's Patriots haters' chances of winning the game.

Don't act like you're reading, Boomer.

Another trip to the Super Bowl for the New England Patriots.

You're not even reading.

PFT is sick.

Pass her in the soupy.