Phil Mohun

Shout out to Enterprise SaaS.

Huge, huge applause from the crowd here in San Francisco for Enterprise SaaS.

There's got to be more.

There's got to be more.

And if software is the defining medium of our age, we think that there deserves to be a home for these artists who are defining digital culture.

And I think that Mike is an excellent example of the type of artist who's working with this medium, but he's not the only one.

And so we hope to give a home to these artists in Palo Alto.

Yeah, poop mode.

What is poop mode?

So the dogs, they're constantly taking photos of their environment.

And they will poop out these images.

And we have a person at Node who's hired to pick up the poop and who certifies it and gives it out to guests.

If anyone's looking for a job, by the way, we pay very well by the hour.

Also a robot dog walker.

That's right, yeah, yeah.

So if you want to escape the permanent underclass, you know where to go.

And so each dog, based on the head that it's wearing, the photos come out completely different.

So the Picasso dog is sort of this cubist and the Mark Zuckerberg dog looks like it's in the metaverse.

And it's just a reminder that, you know, the reality that you see is not always exactly the way that it is, so.

Have you heard from the real Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk?