Phil Robertson

Yeah.

Well, I'd never go without Lisa either.

It would be weird for me to go by myself.

Plus, you don't want to be like the one creepy guy in there unless you're with your wife.

And actually, yesterday, it was me, Lisa, and two granddaughters.

It was actually four of us.

The problem with that was they only have four people working.

So they went straight to my feet because they needed the most work, I guess.

Uh, so then I had to wait like a long time and I don't do well waiting.

So it was a bit of an issue, but I did take my book with me and I did some study.

The little cheese grater?

Oh, it's like underneath mine, it's like a little alpine village down there with what they're getting off my feet.

It was actually, and it's kind of ironic because I'm going on a cruise next week, a carnival cruise next week.

Well, it's not right because I'm going again this week and we're having this.

No, not really.

It was just time to clip them.

So now what happens is when it's time to clip, that's when it's like, okay, when are we doing the feet?

Because either I'm going to have to do it myself or we're going to have to find one of these lovely ladies to do it.

And I've noticed they always go women to men and men to women.

They never go dude to dude on your feet.