Pierre Novellie

It's got a lot to work with.

No Amazon reviews, lots of in-book endorsements, but they are all from other men of the cloth, which seems a bit suspect.

But it is one of the few books available without a Stephen Fry cover quote.

That does make it unique.

If you look at the chapter list, some examples of chapters in this book are Jesus on Soil,

Jesus on fruit trees.

Jesus on water.

My personal favorite, Jesus on weed killer.

All of which function as fantastic things to say if you stub your toe or lose something.

What I do respect about the book is every chapter does open with a direct Bible quote from the relevant bit of gardening metaphor.

And as a kid, I remember having, even as a child, no respect for any sermon that attempted to appeal to me with some sort of, you know, in a way, Christ is the most valuable Pokemon of all.

It's a tedious metaphor.

Also on the Amazon page, recommended for me, Lent with Thomas Aquinas, which is a book about Lent and not a two-for-one.

Burning rubber.

Why would it be burning?

How hard can you sleep?

Well... That is the good question.

How hard indeed.

I'm getting an inkling of what it could be, but we can't just throw it out there.

All the people with the dirtiest houses in the crowd.