PJ Kirby

A sphere?

Like a lantern-type lampshade?

led bulbs these days oh that's fine no we're good but that's what i was worried about yeah yeah oh speaking of electrical hazards okay let's talk about your mom's new sockets that's not a euphemism guys no so basically i'm in cork there two weeks ago and my mom's like and um we have the back finally so there's always something wrong with the house basically yeah it's an old guy no as in my mom's eyes there's always something wrong with the house the house is grand

Obviously there's a leak here and there.

It's an old gaff.

But like every time I go back to the gaff, my mom's like, and we're nearly sorted with this random new thing she's come up with, you know?

So the last time I was down, she was like, and the garden sorted.

Now the garden, we need to fix the steps because it's hard to get up and down.

But also, me too.

So why are we now funneling our money into electrics, Nuala Kirby?

Because the last time I was down, my mum was like, and the electrician's coming for the sockets.

I was like, wait, what's wrong with the sockets?

She was like, there's no sockets, P. I was like, since when is this an issue?

My mum goes...

It was when you were here with Kevin and he said, I have to walk five miles to make a cup of tea because the kettle is so far away from everything.

So because Kevin said that to my mom, I think she's installing seven sockets around the kitchen and the conservatory.

She does.

The bin for the tea bags was across the room.

No, they're all in the same area.

The only thing that's out of the way is the sugar because we have to hide it on Finn and Tess because they love the sugar.