PJ Kirby

Guys, and just remember, everybody... Is different?

No, everybody can do a split.

It's your mind stopping your body from doing the split.

Is it?

Apparently everyone has the flexibility to do a split, but our mind stops us.

But I'm like, no, it doesn't.

I can't touch my toes on a good day.

But she's probably right.

Is she?

Or is she just yipped off ayahuasca and she's back from fucking some rainforest?

You know what the best is?

who are just like flat in a split and they can lift their leg to here and they're like i'm like put your fucking no i just think it's so hot and also i want i want the feeling of my pussy on the floor to the feeling you know of my crotch hitting the floor i think that would feel so good i think like you just feel so open you know what i think would be great for you is just that sumo squat position

If you're drinking a coffee in a sumo squat, girl, that's a straight line from entry to exit.

Oh, yeah, it's gone.

You know?

Yeah, you're painting the fields.

I don't know, girl.

The tram is stored in the hips.

You don't want to let it out.

Yeah, or you could be indoctrinated into a cult.