PJ Kirby
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I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
After a few pints, I love to rub a dog in the smoking area or whatever, or underneath the table in an old man's pub.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
They were like, oh, he could live here.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
And in the corner, the pet.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
I'm not having sex in front of the pet.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
But you're the worst people in the world.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
But you're the worst people in the world.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
Stop buying horizontal striped shirts in Zara.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
And just move out and clap up.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
And also start going to the protests.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
Stop having your own little gay pride in a park when there's a trans march happening.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
I hate when people say pupper or doggo.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
Yeah, but Papa's doggo adjacent.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
Okay, actually now I'm questioning why I said it.
I'm Grand Mam
Ep 241 - Stop Tonguing Your Dog
It just feels very British.