PJ Vogt
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
I felt the joy of discovery until I saw the agent's face, which looked somewhat mad.
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
I was not immediately sure why.
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
Moments later, on the other side of security in a very tense conversation, I caught up with Shruti.
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
So I think we actually just have an answer now.
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
No, because here's what happened.
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
It was with a yellow and a red square on my crotch.
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
It was, like, super, like, high, whatever.
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
And then, as I said, I made myself very wet, but also, like, in the bathroom using the sink.
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
Also, like, I accidentally left my fly unzipped.
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
So the guy just looks at me and he goes...
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
I got water on me in the bathroom.
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
And then he was like, I got to pat you down.
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
And then he did the back of the hands, crotch, pat down.
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A Perfectly Average Anomaly
But definitely, wetness sets it off.