Post Malone
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327 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard May 2025
Post Malone’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Crack some wine. Open a nice bottle and just candles and put Lord of the Rings. It usually takes me like 12 hours, my whole crank sesh. Oh. So I can watch all the Lord of the Rings in that time period.
How drunk am I?
30 seconds. Okay.
Bump that up to a cool minute 30. Okay.
Crazy night? Yeah. I'll go. That's when the machine turns on. That's when it's all finally lubricated and you just keep going. I'd be like, how? I'd be like, oh no, let's go.
Call the doctor.
Missionary, of course.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm not married.
Two years. Okay. Yeah, I met a guy the other day, and he was like, I just got married after 21 years. And I'm like, oh, sick. Please don't tell her that.
I don't know. I'd imagine an ice luge for brews that's just steady going. And beer keeps being poured into it, and all my buddies are super down for the cause. So they just go and take a suckle of the teat of the nectar and keep that party going. Dance moves are going to be, hopefully, popping. I don't know. I'd imagine everything rustic, modern.
Lots of camouflage.
Well, yeah. Fuck rustic modern. I think we just do everything camouflage. Camo. Yeah, I think that sounds amazing.
Sure. Fuck yeah. I actually have a camo tuxedo.
But I wear it for the utilitarian purposes.
It was in Vegas. But we got married, just a proposal. Okay. And I had lost a significant amount of money at the table. And we go upstairs and I'm like, off my rocker, hammered. And I was like, hey, you want to marry me? I got a ring and all this stuff. And then... She said, no. She's like, ask me tomorrow. And I was like, all right, yeah. And then I did. And I was sober, and it was nice.
Yeah, she's a beast.
She's a beast, yeah. But yeah. She was right. I mean, you know, I knew. You did. I knew. I'm just a terrible arbiter of romanticism, I guess.
I could tell, which is really cool. I could tell her heart is so massive. And I've always wanted kids and like a big family. And I could tell she was going to be a really good mama. And she's like number one mom in the fucking universe.
They're not out yet.
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