Professor Elemental
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15 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2013
last heard Jun 2013
Professor Elemental’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And so, Professor, we turn to you.
Design for us a machine that can detect the character of a rogue, even when he's concealed by a huge crowd of decent, law-abiding countrymen.
Yours, et cetera, et cetera, sincerely and so forth, the Home Office.
Of course it can be done.
I'll simply recalibrate my needle in a haystack machine.
I'll change it so it searches for ne'er-do-wells in the data ray.
Dear Professor, I enclose a photographic plate showing three members of the Bournemouth Amateur Dramatic Society.
It seems the machine mistook their stage attire for that of undesirables or scallywags.
So, Professor, we turn to you.
Yours, et cetera, et cetera, sincerely and so forth, the Home Office.
Of course it can be done.
I'll simply recalibrate my needle in a haystack machine.
I'll change it so it searches for ne'er-do-wells in the data array.
Following their arrest and public flogging, it transpired they were only engaged in performance of the Pirates of Penzance.
It seems the machine mistook their stage attire for that of undesirables or scallywags.
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