Professor Emery Horn
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384 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 11 Jul
Professor Emery Horn’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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That's when I knew you was nuts.
In my mattress I have an extra pair of prison pants.
Lemons contain acetic acid and acetic acid bleaches.
I've been bleaching those pants with lemon juice and now they're as white as any duck pants.
Sometimes I think you're a witch.
Hey, why don't you pinch them glasses?
They're horn-rimmed spectacles, Buzz.
You ever see a little piece of wire lying around in the recreation yard?
Sure.
Well, there are lots of little pieces like those, and I've been collecting them, winding them together, and bending them into these eye frames and ear pieces.
The next step was to unravel threads from the bottom of these trousers and wrap them around the strands of wire to thicken them.
That's just right.
And then I had to give the strands a smooth surface.
A paste of flour and water did that.
But where did you get the glass and... Plastic crystals stolen from the wristwatches of other prisoners.
And with my new mustache.
Hey, now, wait a minute.
You ain't got no mustache.
What do you think is under this adhesive tape on my upper lip?
You said you scratched your lip.
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