Rachel Green

Ich glaube, wenn jeder wusste, wie man Quilten macht, wäre der Welt ein besserer Ort, Josh.

It's so sad.

It's good for him though.

He's so humble.

Es ist verrückt, was diese Plattform gemacht hat.

Yeah, that would spook me out, too. No wonder. He's probably like, this is getting weird.

Aber das sind alle Fotos, die sie von ihm haben. Ja, sie sahen andere Dinge auch. Wie sie sagten, sie wussten, wie viele Leute in seiner Familie waren. Und sie wussten, dass es zwei Familien waren, die nahe an Al-Qaida lebten. Und dann würden sie ihre Kleidung machen. Und sie würden zählen, wie viele Kleider auf der Reihe waren.

Und sie konnten das reduzieren, das Deduzieren, dass eine andere Familie dort lebt.

And they couldn't tell Pakistan that they were coming, obviously.

Well, and if they got in like a fight or anything, I mean, it could result in a war between Pakistan and the US.

Ich wurde an die Lake County Quilters Guild eingeladen.

Ich werde sagen, wir haben es gesehen und es gibt dir die Perspektive von Obama und er ist, ich meine, schmerzhaft. Sie sehen es live, richtig?

Es war ein großer Anruf, weil es super riskant war und es hätte seine Karriere beenden können. Die Leute hätten ihn nicht vertrauen können, wie Jimmy Carter. Ich glaube, dass etwas ähnliches mit Jimmy Carter passiert ist. Aber er sagt, wir werden es machen. Wir werden bin Laden bekommen. Und du siehst ihn verrückt aus und ich sage, Josh, Danny und Osama bin Laden haben dieselbe Energie.

Und Josh sagt, was redest du darüber? Niemals das zu jemandem sagen. Und ich habe gesagt, was habe ich gesagt? Er hat gesagt, du hast Dany zu einem Terroristen eingeladen. Und ich habe gesagt, ich habe Obama genannt. Dany Rodent und Obama haben eine ähnliche Energie. Josh ist so, er kann das nie jemandem sagen. Er kann Leute um ihn herum reichen. Er ist ein guter Leiter.

Was wirklich lustig war, was interessant war, du konntest sehen, weil wir dich aus der Perspektive von Konspiratoren sehen, dass diese Dinge wirklich seltsam sind, wie sie alle ausgeblendet sind oder was auch immer. Und es gab ein paar Leute, die sie interviewten, wo du sagen konntest, wenn es nicht dieses Interview war, dann wären sie so, das war bizarr.

Denn es gab einen Punkt sehr früh, ich meine, es musste vielleicht vier oder fünf Monate nach 9-11 sein. Sie zogen sofort rüber. Dieser Kerl ist wie... Seine Sekretärin der Verteidigung oder was? Nein, nicht Clinton. Aber es war jemand, der verantwortlich war. Er hat gesagt, es wird uns sechs Monate dauern, um da rüber zu kommen. Und dieser andere Kerl hat interveniert.

Er ist nicht eine Person von Macht. Er hat gesagt, ich werde ihn in sechs Wochen rübernehmen. Und Obama war so, hol ihn raus. Geh. Sie gehen da rüber. In fünf Monaten haben sie Al-Qaida übernommen. Es war George Bush, nicht Obama. George Bush. Ja. Duh. Gleich, gleich. Der Typ, äh, was sagten sie?

Nein, du warst die sechs Wochen. Oh, okay, also sie kommen auf Osama Bin Laden. Sie sind so, er ist hier, wir haben ihn. Aber wir brauchen nur Truppen und sie negieren es.

They deny it. And you're going, there was a reason. They wanted to stay over there.

And so one of the ladies was like, yeah, that was weird and upsetting because we didn't get him for another 10 years after that. Und er ist so, warum denkst du, dass das passiert ist?

And the lady wouldn't even say it, too. She was like, Afghanistan was very interested in pushing the Soviets out and so were the United States. And that's like where she left it. And it's like so interested as in we were funding Al-Qaeda and allowed all this to transpire like crazy.

Oh, come on.

I messaged Anthony and his wife yesterday. I said, do you mind if I psychoanalyze you? And he said, go right ahead. And I never responded, so he's like, we're just waiting.

boil alive.

I mean, if she found it, then finders keepers.

But really, I want to talk about this banana thing.

You skydived. You skydived. Yeah. Nope. I've never done it.

I don't know. I've thought about it.

The one thing he could control is his daily banana.

He's freaking out in the morning and she's like, eat your banana.

Did you push send, Joshua?

Yes.

Russia.

Probably not right now. Why not? What are you talking about? Are you even allowed to?

Nein, es ist um... Wir gehen auf dich auf. ... Nazis zu verurteilen.

Are you sure that they were allied with Italy? No, no. Germany, Russia, Italy. No, Italy, Germany and technically Japan.

Well, that's cool. Yeah, because the US was allied with Russia.

I didn't even mean to wear it.

Okay? Okay. This is by Paige Turner from our Discord chat. Okay. Your friend is held captive. Which friend? It's your best friend, Alex. Josh?

Josh is held captive. You have to eat grapes. A lot of grapes. The more you eat, the better off the condition of your friend is. Think of it as horribly treated, tortured.

I'm so glad Alex isn't involved in this. There's a thousand grapes available. The maximum is a thousand grapes. That equals their for sure out. I think they can get out maybe before.

Well, consider, I mean, it's a race against the clock, Andy. Okay. Something could be happening to him right now.

Okay, there's a thousand grapes available, but one is deadly poisonous.

In the thousand mix. And if you eat it, everyone, not just you, dies. It affects the captor. Yeah. Captive. Captive. How many grapes do you think you could go, could eat? I mean...

No one can eat a thousand grapes?

It could be the first one you eat, Andy.

But they die too.

I'm immortal now? Guys, quit picking it apart. Answer the question.

Nein. Also hat das eine Auswirkung auf dich?

That's not very many. I was thinking I would eat like 500 because... That's a lot of grapes. Josh!

It's your life.

Well, the odds of that are... That's what I'm saying, so you can't even win.

We could say maybe around the 70% mark, they are so well cared for that they're... They're happy now.

Their positivity might surge and then they get all this confidence and then they can bust out of there themselves.

Wait, I missed it.

You're not even looking at it. I don't know what I'm looking at.

What was that? Lactic acid? What came in there?

Barf.

Oh, yes, I do. I sent this to you.

Which is weird because David Koresh.

Was ist das? Ich dachte, es war Grush.

David Koresh aus, äh, Texas. Was ist das?

Der Kult in Texas aus dem 70er-Jahr-Kult. Oh, ich weiß nicht.

Oh, verstehe.

You literally caught a monster.

Oh gosh, he does.

Yeah, but how far from here?

Oh, also, like, that's far.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, like, oh, we should do a nationwide one.

Like the ultimate ninjas road trip. Yeah.

Everything is a symbol.

Where?

I'm still on the fence about all this.

I like their costumes.

Oh, es ist wunderschön. Danke, Aliens.

Interessant, warum?

But they're not like, oh my goodness, what's happening? That's what I would be like.

I know, yeah.

We should go ahead and plant a cornfield and just hope it happens to us.

Oh, okay.

Easier to flatten.

Are they radioactive?

He thought it was funny.

I found it and I haggled it.

Tell us what happened.

I told her to haggle for it, though. But he bought it for $125, so that's pretty good.

I thought you were going to say, guess who one of those children were.

That's weird.

Ich denke, Hunde sind Engel.

Be careful who you speak to because you could be entertaining angels unawares.

Wow, that's crazy. That's so crazy.

It's literally like Liver King.

Could he have used placements? Perspektive oder was? Perspektive, ja.

Wow. Very cool. Spooky. Those top ones look like a crown. Yeah, they do. What do you think they were trying to show them? It's like they're learning about us and they're like, who, what is man's best friend? And then it's like, dogs.

They're reading his brainwaves.

I like to think that aliens would decorate their stuff well.

It is a movie, apparently.

That's so cool.

Wie viel ist die Beziehung? Oh, das sieht aus wie die 1960er. Oh, weil es in den 1960er-Jahren genommen wurde, assume ich. Ja. Interessant.

He was not a Christian. Okay. At all. He is not a Christian.

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Don't just say that willy nilly Mr. Carlson. Or so they could put AI in our brains.

What are you talking about? I don't know. It's our humanity that will fight the AI. Not a robot chip.

Yeah, we all got to get real comfortable with being uncomfortable, you know what I'm saying? That's the whole point, isn't it? We got to stop... Ich kaufe von Amazon wahrscheinlich. Ich sage das und ich bekomme eine Amazon-Package jeden Tag. Aber es ist so, dass sie uns in diese Art von ultra-gefühltem, ultra-abhängigem Ding konditionieren.

Und es ist so, du weißt, wie ein Shop-Small-Event, das sie machen, wo sie kleine Unternehmen kaufen. Wir müssen anfangen, Menschen zu kaufen, die keine Gehirnchippe haben.

D-I-D-D-Y?

All I have to say is, do you remember this whole like Pizzagate thing? Just save it. No, I'm just saying.

Hey, you inspired it. Wow. Busch the Busch. It was an antique shop in Wintergarden. I don't remember the name of it. People should go there.

Don't tell anyone.

Yeah, his eyes are like hollowed out kind of.

Did you watch The Quilters on Netflix? It's like 20 minutes long, but it's about a prison reform program where they have individuals that are in prison for like a long period of time and they have good behavior, can go to the quilting room and make quilts for children in foster care.

Levi. Taking your question at face value. No.

Levi, you should have framed it differently.

Are you sure?

Levi, I'm sorry I misunderstood your question.

That quote that he did, the most important thing that we should be asking ourselves is, is our kids learning? That's my cousin did that line for her graduation.

It said it was his crossing.

These dudes are so zen.

No? Yeah. I have your yearbook.

Dude, he was... Schmantzum. Schmantzum. Not anymore.

He continued to be Schmantzum.

I didn't graduate.

It wasn't the small one, right? No, it was like big.

Ninjas, ninjas. Where are you sending it? Text.

I should become a scientist.

Ja. Geh weg von der Wissenschaft. Das ist sehr kommunistisch von dir.

Okay, can Americans just go to Russia right now or no? I think so. I don't know.

Take me back to the 8-Aim-Service at church where the singing is good and preaching.

How big is a pile?

That's a good pile, I think.

Sorry. What I was going to say is that... I don't know, this... I was going to say that this podcast is brought to you by...

No.

Also das ist das.

We got all the time in the world. All the time in the world.

Nice.