Rachel Scanlon
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
We would just be tooting in a corner.
You and I are those two insects that do trapeze acrobats with each other from Bugs Life.
You can't have your goofy friend because then you're going to get the church giggles.
And then some mask is going to be like, why are these two literally sharting in the corner?
I know in the eyes there's calmness, but beneath is a hurricane of shart.
Like you can't have your best goofy friend.
Try to set you up because you're going to blow it and then you're going to bumble fumble.
You're going to literally blow it.
If I were to see you actually flirt, I think I would use that soundbite to make fun of you until the day that you die.
And I know that about you.
At your funeral, I would pop it into the eulogy so that you from beyond the grave.
I'm still getting roasted.
Would still getting roasted for that.