Rachel Scanlon
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Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
I can't have anybody see me flirt.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
Yeah, I have... You know what it is?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
Because sometimes people too are like, oh, you and Kenny are so close.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
Have you guys ever... And the thing about it is that I almost have...
Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
Do you know when Capri Sun people drink Capri Sun and then they become silver?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
That, when I'm near you, that silverness takes over my body and every ounce of sex leaves.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
And it's like, it becomes toots.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
Like I become a Capri Sun Silver version of like a sexless goofball.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
I definitely feel sexless around you.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
I feel sexless around you.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
I knew you'd come around.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
I think when I'm near you, I do become how I was.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives
Sixth grade, cargo shorts.