Rachel Scanlon

A lot of crazy bones.

So many crazy bones and yo-yos.

When Lauren Huregi came up to us and we both were like, like the way that I am sexless around you.

Deeply sexless.

And I was like, hey, only you can say that.

Do you remember when you said, I'm looking forward to being horny?

I did not say that.

You said it.

I said no.

First I denied it.

And then realized nothing truer has been said.

go watch that private episode we were having a good time yeah subscribe and come see me on the road yeah and i'm the grinch and this is martha may and that's been it for two dykes and a mic i'm mackenzie goodwin i'm rachel scanlon ali go do something gay today bye

I have some really exciting news. I have added some cities and I'm going to be doing my hour of stand up in new places. And I would like you guys to be there on May 21st, Columbus, Ohio. May 22nd, I'm going to be in Cleveland, Ohio. May 23rd, and this is new, May 23rd, I'm going to be in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Hamilton? May 24th, I'm in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. Love.

I have some really exciting news. I have added some cities and I'm going to be doing my hour of stand up in new places. And I would like you guys to be there on May 21st, Columbus, Ohio. May 22nd, I'm going to be in Cleveland, Ohio. May 23rd, and this is new, May 23rd, I'm going to be in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Hamilton? May 24th, I'm in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. Love.

I have some really exciting news. I have added some cities and I'm going to be doing my hour of stand up in new places. And I would like you guys to be there on May 21st, Columbus, Ohio. May 22nd, I'm going to be in Cleveland, Ohio. May 23rd, and this is new, May 23rd, I'm going to be in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Hamilton? May 24th, I'm in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. Love.

June 6th, I've added a second show to do in Eugene, Oregon. June 11th, I'm in Emmaus, Pennsylvania. June 15th, I'm in Bridgeport, Connecticut. June 18th, I'm in Houston, Texas. June 19th, I'm in Austin, Texas. June 20th through 21st, I'm in Dallas, Texas. June 22nd, I'm in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I've just added a Los Angeles show. I'm going to be running my hour on June 24th. At Largo. At Largo.

June 6th, I've added a second show to do in Eugene, Oregon. June 11th, I'm in Emmaus, Pennsylvania. June 15th, I'm in Bridgeport, Connecticut. June 18th, I'm in Houston, Texas. June 19th, I'm in Austin, Texas. June 20th through 21st, I'm in Dallas, Texas. June 22nd, I'm in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I've just added a Los Angeles show. I'm going to be running my hour on June 24th. At Largo. At Largo.

June 6th, I've added a second show to do in Eugene, Oregon. June 11th, I'm in Emmaus, Pennsylvania. June 15th, I'm in Bridgeport, Connecticut. June 18th, I'm in Houston, Texas. June 19th, I'm in Austin, Texas. June 20th through 21st, I'm in Dallas, Texas. June 22nd, I'm in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I've just added a Los Angeles show. I'm going to be running my hour on June 24th. At Largo. At Largo.

One of our favorite venues out here. Yeah. June 28th, I'm going to be in Oakland, California. And then July 17th through 19th, I'm going to be doing a weekend in Denver, Colorado. You got to come out to Denver, you guys.

One of our favorite venues out here. Yeah. June 28th, I'm going to be in Oakland, California. And then July 17th through 19th, I'm going to be doing a weekend in Denver, Colorado. You got to come out to Denver, you guys.