Rachel Scanlon

One of our favorite venues out here. Yeah. June 28th, I'm going to be in Oakland, California. And then July 17th through 19th, I'm going to be doing a weekend in Denver, Colorado. You got to come out to Denver, you guys.

You might meet your partner. And I'm so excited to do more shows in Canada. I will be having the best time. That rocks. So get your tickets. They're available now at rachelskinlandcomedy.com.

You might meet your partner. And I'm so excited to do more shows in Canada. I will be having the best time. That rocks. So get your tickets. They're available now at rachelskinlandcomedy.com.

You might meet your partner. And I'm so excited to do more shows in Canada. I will be having the best time. That rocks. So get your tickets. They're available now at rachelskinlandcomedy.com.

Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes, two dykes, two dykes. One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic. Yeah. Two dykes, two dykes. Who dykes, who dykes? We dykes, we dykes, we dykes. Yeah.

Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes, two dykes, two dykes. One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic. Yeah. Two dykes, two dykes. Who dykes, who dykes? We dykes, we dykes, we dykes. Yeah.

Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes, two dykes, two dykes. One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic. Yeah. Two dykes, two dykes. Who dykes, who dykes? We dykes, we dykes, we dykes. Yeah.

I'm Rachel Scanlon-Lee. I thought you were going to say welcome to another container of Two Dykes and a Mic, which is insane.

I'm Rachel Scanlon-Lee. I thought you were going to say welcome to another container of Two Dykes and a Mic, which is insane.

I'm Rachel Scanlon-Lee. I thought you were going to say welcome to another container of Two Dykes and a Mic, which is insane.

You know it's Earth Day, so I know you want to ride out, even if it's only at my house, which is located on Earth. Hi. Guess who's not using plastic straws, honey? Me. Me, bitch. I use those paper ones. And yeah, it makes my lips feel weird. But I know that the earth is going to survive. Yeah, 1000%. I'm about to rail my wife today so hard. She loves the earth. Dude, I love the earth.

You know it's Earth Day, so I know you want to ride out, even if it's only at my house, which is located on Earth. Hi. Guess who's not using plastic straws, honey? Me. Me, bitch. I use those paper ones. And yeah, it makes my lips feel weird. But I know that the earth is going to survive. Yeah, 1000%. I'm about to rail my wife today so hard. She loves the earth. Dude, I love the earth.

You know it's Earth Day, so I know you want to ride out, even if it's only at my house, which is located on Earth. Hi. Guess who's not using plastic straws, honey? Me. Me, bitch. I use those paper ones. And yeah, it makes my lips feel weird. But I know that the earth is going to survive. Yeah, 1000%. I'm about to rail my wife today so hard. She loves the earth. Dude, I love the earth.

I want to do it outside. She doesn't know what we're about to do, but I'm going to take her to the ocean. For Earth Day. To celebrate. Yeah, she loves the ocean. She loves the ocean. When you met her, she was always cleaning up the ocean. I know. She worked for an environmental nonprofit, and now she works for a queer nonprofit.

I want to do it outside. She doesn't know what we're about to do, but I'm going to take her to the ocean. For Earth Day. To celebrate. Yeah, she loves the ocean. She loves the ocean. When you met her, she was always cleaning up the ocean. I know. She worked for an environmental nonprofit, and now she works for a queer nonprofit.

I want to do it outside. She doesn't know what we're about to do, but I'm going to take her to the ocean. For Earth Day. To celebrate. Yeah, she loves the ocean. She loves the ocean. When you met her, she was always cleaning up the ocean. I know. She worked for an environmental nonprofit, and now she works for a queer nonprofit.

So she's helping the queer community, and I'm hurting the queer community. Stop. Hey.

So she's helping the queer community, and I'm hurting the queer community. Stop. Hey.

So she's helping the queer community, and I'm hurting the queer community. Stop. Hey.

No, I'm helping them with my LOLs. And my he's and my ha's. Okay. Sorry.