Rachel Scanlon

So you guys don't kiss on camera.

A little bit more tongue.

A little bit.

If you don't.

Let's go.

If you don't mind.

But yeah, I like because I post my wife all the time.

I'm posting wedding content all the time.

I'm posting her and I just sitting there.

all the time because like there's nothing that i like more as myself like not as a comedian i mean just like as a person who is online all i want to do is look back even when we're sitting in the same room i like look at my wedding photos of my wife that's so cute oh yeah totally i'm just sitting here looking at like my wife typically you know what i mean so i'm like i want to look at the content a man could never

You want to be a Pinterest board or not, motherfucker?

Here's the thing.

When my wife and I are traveling, there is a line.

I think we can all agree.

I actually would like to know what you guys think your lines are because it's different for every couple.

But when my wife and I ask a stranger to take our photo, I do typically start with smiling.

Then if they seem young...

I'm like, maybe besties.

Wait, are you side by side?

We're side by side.