Rachel Scanlon

Side by side.

Hand is like around the shoulder.

It's actually hovering above my wife.

You're not even making contact?

No, I'm just like, just actually like could be selling her a car.

Okay, so then click, click.

If they're still young and cool and they're like cute.

And then they're like, go, go, go.

Then I'll full dip in tongue.

You know what I mean?

Somebody's like, good, good.

And you're like, uh.

And they're like, whoa.

Not as good.

I push it.

Yeah.

You know how it is when you're openly queer in a place?

You have to suss out still, unfortunately, even in 2026.

Sure.

like you still have to suss out i'm like is everyone gonna be cool if i tongue my wife at this national park sure and i think it's okay maybe if that's not okay okay not to be homophobic it's getting homophobic over there i'm gonna be telling my wife pda like some people just even if it was a straight couple are not trying to take photos of people going down on each other especially if it's a straight i'm not doing that but that's what i'm saying i'm glad you brought this up