Rachelle Hampton

To Jono, this is the perfect opportunity.

In fact, maybe their only chance to so thoroughly impress all the ladies at the party that something as trivial as conversational skill will be rendered unnecessary.

Locky Webb's apartment is on the top floor of a previously industrial neighborhood in Sydney.

Like, think Williamsburg before it got gentrified.

So, these apartments are big with high ceilings and giant windows looking out onto the street.

Jono's plan is, instead of just using the stairs to get more alcohol, like, a boring person...

They should repel old school style out of the big industrial windows.

No harness, just the climbing rope down four stories to the street and then go get the beer.

Oh, my God.

That's so dumb.

I'm assuming that you see some problems with this plan.

Could you tell me what problems you see with this plan?

The problem is gravity and CTE.

Yes.

I guess it was the 70s, so what do they know?

It might not surprise you to hear that Big Rob is obsessed with this plan.

Obsessed.

So obsessed that he's like, I should be the one to go down.

Which, Jono thinks is fair, considering they're going to use Big Rob's climbing rope, which Big Rob, of course, brought with him to the party, because what is a party without climbing rope, you know?

Um...