Rachelle Hampton

Oh, my God.

Of course.

But first, let me explain how Big Rob actually got his name.

It might sound like it's because he's big, but it's actually because one time when Big Rob and Jono were 19 and he was known as just Rob, Rob had given Jono the last beer in their six pack.

And Jono had said Rob had the biggest heart of any man in the world.

And from that day, he was Big Rob.

Correct.

Correct.

Correct.

But back to the party where some problems have arisen with this plan that Jono has had and everyone at the party is now staring at Big Rob and Jono.

So what options do you think our boys have here?

Right?

Well, luckily, our friend Jono is quick on his feet.

He's like, ladies first, let's get as many people as possible on the bed as kind of counterbalance to Rob's weight.

No, exactly.

It's important to remember that this is a party full of people who risk hypothermia for fun.

Yes.

And also everyone is drunk.

So about a dozen people jump onto the bed, including none other than Beck.

Beck smiles at Big Rob as he's tying the rope around his waist.