Rachelle Hampton

I think that is my move. I'm stealing someone's keys. That's a good plan. Josie also has a plan, and she knows Mira's been really anal about keeping her keys on her person, but she also knows Mira's roommate. Oh-ho-ho! And the thing about Mira's roommate is that they're really sweet, but they're a little forgetful.

I think that is my move. I'm stealing someone's keys. That's a good plan. Josie also has a plan, and she knows Mira's been really anal about keeping her keys on her person, but she also knows Mira's roommate. Oh-ho-ho! And the thing about Mira's roommate is that they're really sweet, but they're a little forgetful.

They're always leaving their keys in random spots, like one time they were found in the staff fridge. What? ! But what that means is that this roommate has learned to keep a spare key hidden in the crew mess hall. Aha! So all Josie has to do is find it. She's rifling through drawers, opening cabinets, looking out windows to see how long she has. When she hears yelling... Oh, no.

They're always leaving their keys in random spots, like one time they were found in the staff fridge. What? ! But what that means is that this roommate has learned to keep a spare key hidden in the crew mess hall. Aha! So all Josie has to do is find it. She's rifling through drawers, opening cabinets, looking out windows to see how long she has. When she hears yelling... Oh, no.

Josie runs out onto one of the decks to see what's going on and sees some of the crew running off the ship. Uh, no, no, no. She thinks... That's not good. Yeah. Turns out a massive Antarctic wind is heading towards them. Now, again, Josie's experience. She's seen this shit, but she hasn't seen this particular shit. They've never had to bring the guests back on board. Oh, no.

Josie runs out onto one of the decks to see what's going on and sees some of the crew running off the ship. Uh, no, no, no. She thinks... That's not good. Yeah. Turns out a massive Antarctic wind is heading towards them. Now, again, Josie's experience. She's seen this shit, but she hasn't seen this particular shit. They've never had to bring the guests back on board. Oh, no.

So Josie immediately forgets her heist. She might be experiencing hot plate derangement, but she is a professional. Right. So she starts helping direct passengers back onto the boat. She's keeping calm, but internally she's freaking out a bit. Yeah.

So Josie immediately forgets her heist. She might be experiencing hot plate derangement, but she is a professional. Right. So she starts helping direct passengers back onto the boat. She's keeping calm, but internally she's freaking out a bit. Yeah.

And for good reason, because as soon as they manage to get all the passengers back onto the boat, they're hit by the strongest wind Josie has ever experienced. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

And for good reason, because as soon as they manage to get all the passengers back onto the boat, they're hit by the strongest wind Josie has ever experienced. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

the ship is rocking remember it's six levels imagine a six-story building being knocked around by geoforce winds the wind is bringing ice and snow it just keeps going and going it's been blowing for over 15 minutes when captain jack morgan sparrow makes an announcement over no what And this is when Josie starts getting really scared.

the ship is rocking remember it's six levels imagine a six-story building being knocked around by geoforce winds the wind is bringing ice and snow it just keeps going and going it's been blowing for over 15 minutes when captain jack morgan sparrow makes an announcement over no what And this is when Josie starts getting really scared.

Because for the first time since Josie met him, Captain Jack Morgan Sparrow sounds sober. Oh, no.

Because for the first time since Josie met him, Captain Jack Morgan Sparrow sounds sober. Oh, no.

He announces that the special insulated engine had to go into overdrive to keep the ship in place while they're being blown around. Oh, Jesus Christ. Because it's such a special state of the art insulated engine, it completely overheated and had to be shut down before it caught on fire and exploded.

He announces that the special insulated engine had to go into overdrive to keep the ship in place while they're being blown around. Oh, Jesus Christ. Because it's such a special state of the art insulated engine, it completely overheated and had to be shut down before it caught on fire and exploded.

So the crew manages to shut down the engine before it explodes. Okay, great. So the exploding cruise ship crisis averted. But the wind is still blowing. And now it's blowing the ship towards an iceberg. To prepare to sink, Captain Jack Morgan Sparrow asked everyone to go to the top level of the ship. Oh, my God. Josie makes her way up.

So the crew manages to shut down the engine before it explodes. Okay, great. So the exploding cruise ship crisis averted. But the wind is still blowing. And now it's blowing the ship towards an iceberg. To prepare to sink, Captain Jack Morgan Sparrow asked everyone to go to the top level of the ship. Oh, my God. Josie makes her way up.

She's climbing the last flight of stairs when she hears something other than the panicked chatter of the guests, who are, of course, talking about the fucking Titanic. Yes, obviously. As Josie finally makes it up to the top deck, she hears music? No. Specifically, singing? Come on, man. It's a little pitchy, which can mean only one thing. Mira. Mira.

She's climbing the last flight of stairs when she hears something other than the panicked chatter of the guests, who are, of course, talking about the fucking Titanic. Yes, obviously. As Josie finally makes it up to the top deck, she hears music? No. Specifically, singing? Come on, man. It's a little pitchy, which can mean only one thing. Mira. Mira.