Rachelle Hampton

That's like insult to injury.

That's like insult to injury.

Not only did we try to rob you, but we don't even want what you have.

Not only did we try to rob you, but we don't even want what you have.

Drew is drunk enough that he's not panicking at this moment yet. He hobbles back to the jazz bar, but the fanny pack isn't there and no one has seen it. Drew goes from the jazz bar back to the karaoke bar. Still nothing. And at this point, the Canadians have thankfully lived up to their reputation, and they've been very kind. They've helped Drew go from bar to bar.

Drew is drunk enough that he's not panicking at this moment yet. He hobbles back to the jazz bar, but the fanny pack isn't there and no one has seen it. Drew goes from the jazz bar back to the karaoke bar. Still nothing. And at this point, the Canadians have thankfully lived up to their reputation, and they've been very kind. They've helped Drew go from bar to bar.

And at this point, they're like, listen, we'll cover you for the rest of the night, and you can use our phones tomorrow to sweat your shit out. We can at least get your plane ticket. We can print it out.

And at this point, they're like, listen, we'll cover you for the rest of the night, and you can use our phones tomorrow to sweat your shit out. We can at least get your plane ticket. We can print it out.

Except Drake. Not that one. Yeah.

Except Drake. Not that one. Yeah.

Yeah. So Drew's like, thank you so much. I appreciate it. And the Canadians are like, you want to go to another bar?

Yeah. So Drew's like, thank you so much. I appreciate it. And the Canadians are like, you want to go to another bar?

Yeah. I feel like you would have gone home like two bars ago.

Yeah. I feel like you would have gone home like two bars ago.

Well, at this point, Drew's like... What else could go wrong? My leg is fucked up. My phone and wallet are gone. I have an Australian who is stalking me. So like, fuck it.

Well, at this point, Drew's like... What else could go wrong? My leg is fucked up. My phone and wallet are gone. I have an Australian who is stalking me. So like, fuck it.

So Drew and the Canadians, they find another bar. The Canadians stay true to their word and they cover Drew's tab and they're not stingy either. So everyone's feeling real good. And Drew's almost forgotten about his lost fanny pack.

So Drew and the Canadians, they find another bar. The Canadians stay true to their word and they cover Drew's tab and they're not stingy either. So everyone's feeling real good. And Drew's almost forgotten about his lost fanny pack.

And then into the bar walks Oliver.

And then into the bar walks Oliver.