Rachelle Hampton

Wow.

Okay, Beck.

Yeah.

Half the other party goers hide as well.

And remember, this is a party full of climbers, so they find some insane hiding spots.

Jono is fairly sure he sees at least three people in the rafters and one on top of the fridge.

Exactly.

So once everyone is settled Spider-Man style, Lockie, Webb, and Jono open the door and waiting in the hallway are two cops.

And luckily for our friends, these cops are clear.

quite young and new to the forest.

They're fresh and not yet jaded by living among miscreants like Jono and his friends, which, again, is a direct quote from our friend who submitted the story.

Incredible.

So, these baby cops ask Jono and Locky Webb if they've seen anything unusual that night.

Locky Webb is like...

Nope.

Nothing of note.

Yeah.

Jono agrees like, yeah, it's been pretty quiet over here.

One of the cops is like, well, that's really strange because we got the most fascinating call from the apartment one floor down where a group of ladies in their 50s were having a night of their own.

Oh, no!