Rachelle Hampton

Someone blonde. Someone muscular.

Someone blonde. Someone muscular.

Someone who looks Australian.

Someone who looks Australian.

Oh, my God. Do you tell Oliver to go stop stalking you?

Oh, my God. Do you tell Oliver to go stop stalking you?

Yeah. So it's three in the morning.

Yeah. So it's three in the morning.

And Drew continues straying because he's like, I'm drunk. I'm in pain. I've been robbed. The sanctity of karaoke has been taken from me. And I am sick of this boyfriend energy curse. Drew's like, fuck this. I'm going to go tell him off.

And Drew continues straying because he's like, I'm drunk. I'm in pain. I've been robbed. The sanctity of karaoke has been taken from me. And I am sick of this boyfriend energy curse. Drew's like, fuck this. I'm going to go tell him off.

So Drew makes his way up the beach very slowly because, again, he's drunk and in pain.

So Drew makes his way up the beach very slowly because, again, he's drunk and in pain.

And in fact, Drew's going slowly enough that he has a chance to realize that the person on the bench is not Oliver.

And in fact, Drew's going slowly enough that he has a chance to realize that the person on the bench is not Oliver.

Oh no! Drew stops and he's like, fuck, that could have been a disaster.

Oh no! Drew stops and he's like, fuck, that could have been a disaster.

And he's about to turn around to return to the Canadians when he hears like a really familiar sound. Again, Drew's drunk, so he can't quite place the sound. So he just kind of looks really closely at the man on the bench who is sitting next to a jacket that looks to be draped over something. Drew's like, am I plastered or is that guy sitting suspiciously?

And he's about to turn around to return to the Canadians when he hears like a really familiar sound. Again, Drew's drunk, so he can't quite place the sound. So he just kind of looks really closely at the man on the bench who is sitting next to a jacket that looks to be draped over something. Drew's like, am I plastered or is that guy sitting suspiciously?

Drew's like, who the fuck sits crisscross applesauce on a bench at three in the morning?

Drew's like, who the fuck sits crisscross applesauce on a bench at three in the morning?