Rachelle Hampton

Just as he's having this thought, the jacket makes that familiar sound again and Drew is finally like, oh, it's the DM notification sound from the Hostel World app. The real villain is the Hostel app.

Just as he's having this thought, the jacket makes that familiar sound again and Drew is finally like, oh, it's the DM notification sound from the Hostel World app. The real villain is the Hostel app.

Drew is suddenly possessed by that sort of like blinding conviction that only really, really drunk people have. Like he literally told us in his email, I don't know how I thought this in my drunk brain, but I thought my bag is under that jacket.

Drew is suddenly possessed by that sort of like blinding conviction that only really, really drunk people have. Like he literally told us in his email, I don't know how I thought this in my drunk brain, but I thought my bag is under that jacket.

What do you do?

What do you do?

What if he has the hostile world out?

What if he has the hostile world out?

They're just trying to help. Yeah. So the DM notification sound comes again. And Drew just doesn't think. He grabs the jacket.

They're just trying to help. Yeah. So the DM notification sound comes again. And Drew just doesn't think. He grabs the jacket.

Does not know. A complete stranger. He just grabs the jacket with that drunken conviction. But there, lying on the bench, is his fanny pack. What? What?

Does not know. A complete stranger. He just grabs the jacket with that drunken conviction. But there, lying on the bench, is his fanny pack. What? What?

Drew does not have time to think about that. He throws the jacket in the face of a guy who looks just as shocked as Drew does.

Drew does not have time to think about that. He throws the jacket in the face of a guy who looks just as shocked as Drew does.

He grabs his fanny pack and then he runs as fast as he possibly can. What? Which is not very fast because his leg is fucked up. But the Canadians who have done nothing wrong and everything right have already come to look for him. So they meet him halfway down the beach and they're like, where did you go? What just happened? Who is that guy?

He grabs his fanny pack and then he runs as fast as he possibly can. What? Which is not very fast because his leg is fucked up. But the Canadians who have done nothing wrong and everything right have already come to look for him. So they meet him halfway down the beach and they're like, where did you go? What just happened? Who is that guy?

And Drew's like, I just experienced a miracle is what happened.

And Drew's like, I just experienced a miracle is what happened.

And that's the normal gossip promise is an unanswered question. What a ride. So Drew tells the Canadians what happened and they're like, wait, so who was DMing you so much? Like what was going on? And Drew's like, oh my God, I was so caught up in the moment. I haven't even checked my inbox.

And that's the normal gossip promise is an unanswered question. What a ride. So Drew tells the Canadians what happened and they're like, wait, so who was DMing you so much? Like what was going on? And Drew's like, oh my God, I was so caught up in the moment. I haven't even checked my inbox.