Rachelle Hampton

Oh, no!

Specifically, they were having their monthly bunco night, so music was playing, gin was flowing, when these 50-year-old ladies told the cops a giant man with a huge bushy beard and thighs the size of wild boars said,

Flew through the big bay window.

Said, oh no, oh shit.

And then flew out again.

Or he didn't know?

It's unclear how much you see when you fly through a window.

In your experience?

In your experience.

I don't know how much he saw.

Yeah.

In my experience of flying through a window and then being hauled out within like a minute, I don't really know how much I'm taking in the scenery.

Jono starts laughing really nervously.

He's like, damn, that's crazy.

And the cops are like, yeah, we didn't really believe it either, especially since it sounds like a lot of gin was flowing at this bunko night.

Oh, no.

But the cops are like, we went and checked it out, and the window was definitely shattered from the outside, even though the ladies' bunco night is taking place in an apartment that is three floors off the street.

So the cops are like, we're just taking a look at all of the apartments close by.

Do you mind if we take a look around?

How are you feeling?