Rachelle Hampton

Do you have any concerns?

Yeah, I feel like I must again reiterate here that everyone in this story, except the cops, is absolutely off their ass drunk.

Because, of course, everyone had kept drinking while they waited for the cops to show up.

What else were they gonna do?

Yeah, of course.

Oh, of course, of course.

Oh, my God.

This is the only explanation I can accept for why Jono and Lockie Webb tell the cops, yeah, sure, come on in.

Oh, my God.

And then Jono really loudly is like, we don't have any giant men with bushy beards and thighs the size of wild boars here.

Just some friends.

The cops are like, uh, great, thanks.

And then they take a look around.

They inspect all the windows and the window ledges, which have thankfully been cleaned of blood and glass.

They take a look in all the rooms and see nothing suspicious.

In fact, the only question they have is about the white powder that's all over the apartment.

Oh, no.

Luckily, there's actually an innocent explanation for this.

Locky Web is like, oh, that's climbing powder.

That's what we use to keep our hands dry.