Rachelle Hampton
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And Beck is sitting on Big Rob's lap.
Big Rob has never looked happier, which Jono can see more clearly than ever before because Big Rob's big bushy beard is gone.
Apparently from inside the bathroom, Beck and Big Rob had heard the description of a giant man with a huge bushy beard and thighs the size of wild boars.
And they couldn't do anything about Big Rob's thighs, at least not in a few minutes.
But Beck is a quick thinker.
She had found a razor in Locky Webb's bathroom and immediately started shaving Rob.
She barely finished when the cop knocked on the bathroom door.
Women always got to fix men's messes.
Women in STEM.
The M stands for mountaineering.
The baby cop sees Beck on Big Rob's lap and turns red as a bee.
He's like, sorry to interrupt.
And closes the bathroom door before turning to his colleague and saying, I think we've seen everything we need.
Incredible.
Incredible thinking.
Jono is like breathing a sigh of relief.
He's watching as the cops turn to leave.
He's like, we are so close to getting away home free.
And then right at that moment, one of the climbers who has been clinging to the rafters for the past 15 minutes falls to the apartment floor right in front of the cops.