Rachelle Hampton

Yeah, I'm not a morning person. I think you know this about me. I do not wake up on the right side of the bed ever. Never have once in my life. I need at least an hour after waking up before I can even begin to think of speaking to someone else. Gemma is the same way. And our girl has just woken up from a nap. So she can be forgiven for not being cool, calm, collected in this moment.

Yeah, I'm not a morning person. I think you know this about me. I do not wake up on the right side of the bed ever. Never have once in my life. I need at least an hour after waking up before I can even begin to think of speaking to someone else. Gemma is the same way. And our girl has just woken up from a nap. So she can be forgiven for not being cool, calm, collected in this moment.

She's like, Darcy, what the fuck did you not read the group chat? And Darcy's like, oh, I'm on a phone detox right now. And so then Gemma explains about the roaches and the pest control. And Darcy's like, oh, well, I'm sure a few hours is enough time for it to start working. And then Darcy's like, besides having so many chemicals around probably isn't good for us either. The chemical is you.

She's like, Darcy, what the fuck did you not read the group chat? And Darcy's like, oh, I'm on a phone detox right now. And so then Gemma explains about the roaches and the pest control. And Darcy's like, oh, well, I'm sure a few hours is enough time for it to start working. And then Darcy's like, besides having so many chemicals around probably isn't good for us either. The chemical is you.

What's not clicking? I don't understand. Do you think a few hours is enough time for the special gel to have worked? The man with the fake job said 12. So it must be 12. Yeah, the roaches return. The roaches do return. And Gemma just gives up on eating at home. And she starts eating all of her meals at the restaurant, which she is spending a lot of time there.

What's not clicking? I don't understand. Do you think a few hours is enough time for the special gel to have worked? The man with the fake job said 12. So it must be 12. Yeah, the roaches return. The roaches do return. And Gemma just gives up on eating at home. And she starts eating all of her meals at the restaurant, which she is spending a lot of time there.

So she just starts spending more time there. But she also starts looking for a new room.

So she just starts spending more time there. But she also starts looking for a new room.

But she spent a third of her savings on pest control and only Ruth had paid her back. So it's very slow going.

But she spent a third of her savings on pest control and only Ruth had paid her back. So it's very slow going.

Well, around this time, a new resident is added to the apartment. Huge news! Our Dowager Queen, Kelsey McKinney, wrote a New York Times best-selling book of beautiful essays about gossip. It's called You Didn't Hear This From Me, mostly true notes on gossip, and I am obsessed. It's about how we use gossip to learn about ourselves.

Well, around this time, a new resident is added to the apartment. Huge news! Our Dowager Queen, Kelsey McKinney, wrote a New York Times best-selling book of beautiful essays about gossip. It's called You Didn't Hear This From Me, mostly true notes on gossip, and I am obsessed. It's about how we use gossip to learn about ourselves.

It's about Britney Spears and Weston Caleb and Gilgamesh and Picasso. It's so fun. And not to be biased, but I kind of think it's pretty excellent. It's out right now in a hardback and a super sexy audiobook, which Kelsey narrates. You can buy wherever you buy your books. You can also go to KelseyMcKinneyBook.com to see all retailers.

It's about Britney Spears and Weston Caleb and Gilgamesh and Picasso. It's so fun. And not to be biased, but I kind of think it's pretty excellent. It's out right now in a hardback and a super sexy audiobook, which Kelsey narrates. You can buy wherever you buy your books. You can also go to KelseyMcKinneyBook.com to see all retailers.

One day, Gemma comes home from a shift at the restaurant and she's greeted at the door by maybe the cutest kitten she has ever seen in her entire life. And Gemma, she's just a girl. So at first she's like, oh my God. But then she's like, oh my God, whose fucking cat is this? Whose cat is this? Well, just then Darcy comes in from the kitchen and Darcy's like, oh, you've met my familiar.

One day, Gemma comes home from a shift at the restaurant and she's greeted at the door by maybe the cutest kitten she has ever seen in her entire life. And Gemma, she's just a girl. So at first she's like, oh my God. But then she's like, oh my God, whose fucking cat is this? Whose cat is this? Well, just then Darcy comes in from the kitchen and Darcy's like, oh, you've met my familiar.

When I said get a dog.

When I said get a dog.

Well, Duncan and Darcy had decided that the vibes were off in the house and that it was because of a surplus of feminine energy. It is because of them! That's the cat, who is indeed a boy. What do you do?

Well, Duncan and Darcy had decided that the vibes were off in the house and that it was because of a surplus of feminine energy. It is because of them! That's the cat, who is indeed a boy. What do you do?