Rachelle Hampton

So when Drew touches down in Cartagena, he's on a high and he is just really, really looking forward to a kayak tour that he's already booked on. You guessed it. Hostel World. Girl, that's work.

See, I was going to ask, are you an activities person on vacation? But I'm getting a subtle hint that you're not.

See, I was going to ask, are you an activities person on vacation? But I'm getting a subtle hint that you're not.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No arm workout. I do biceps at home.

No arm workout. I do biceps at home.

Drew loves a little tour. This little tour is departing from the beach at 8 in the morning.

Drew loves a little tour. This little tour is departing from the beach at 8 in the morning.

8 in the morning. They're kayaking to a nearby island that apparently has a breathtaking view of the city. And then they're going to eat breakfast on the island. And then they're going to return to Cartagena before noon so they can beat the afternoon heat. There are three other people who get up at this time for this tour.

8 in the morning. They're kayaking to a nearby island that apparently has a breathtaking view of the city. And then they're going to eat breakfast on the island. And then they're going to return to Cartagena before noon so they can beat the afternoon heat. There are three other people who get up at this time for this tour.

There are a pair of girls from Denmark, who will be referred to as the Danish girls, and a guy from Australia named Oliver. Technically, there are four if you count the guide, but we don't really care about the guide, so they're not important. Okay, okay. The Danish girls are in one kayak and Oliver and Drew are in another.

There are a pair of girls from Denmark, who will be referred to as the Danish girls, and a guy from Australia named Oliver. Technically, there are four if you count the guide, but we don't really care about the guide, so they're not important. Okay, okay. The Danish girls are in one kayak and Oliver and Drew are in another.

And Drew can't help noticing that as they're chatting and paddling that Oliver keeps winking at him.

And Drew can't help noticing that as they're chatting and paddling that Oliver keeps winking at him.

Drew is bisexual.

Drew is bisexual.

Drew also can't help noticing that Oliver can't actually wink that well, so he just keeps emphatically blinking. But Drew's like, okay, I think I know what's going on. And when Oliver mentions his ex-boyfriend with an emphasis on boy, Drew's like, okay, I definitely know what's going on.

Drew also can't help noticing that Oliver can't actually wink that well, so he just keeps emphatically blinking. But Drew's like, okay, I think I know what's going on. And when Oliver mentions his ex-boyfriend with an emphasis on boy, Drew's like, okay, I definitely know what's going on.

Well, somehow Drew manages to notice that Oliver is cute, despite only being able to see the upper part of his body in a very stereotypically Australian way. Like, very tan, very blonde, very friendly. How are you feeling so far?