Rachelle Hampton

Gemma's like, this is the most non-threatening way for me to get my peace back while avoiding as much conflict as possible.

Gemma's like, this is the most non-threatening way for me to get my peace back while avoiding as much conflict as possible.

So Gemma takes a few hits off the gravity bong. She like sinks into the springs of the old couch. She's petting Merlin, who continues to be cute, even though he shits everywhere. Many such cases. And then Gemma notices the French doors to the balcony are open. It's like a beautiful night with a gorgeous full moon.

So Gemma takes a few hits off the gravity bong. She like sinks into the springs of the old couch. She's petting Merlin, who continues to be cute, even though he shits everywhere. Many such cases. And then Gemma notices the French doors to the balcony are open. It's like a beautiful night with a gorgeous full moon.

And the balcony is covered with objects of like various shapes and sizes that are glimmering in the moonlight. Some crystals. We got some crystal time. We're charging. Okay. Gemma's like, what's going on out there? And Darcy's friend is like, we're charging our crystals in the moonlight. Gemma turns back to the crystals and starts like kind of like really looking at them.

And the balcony is covered with objects of like various shapes and sizes that are glimmering in the moonlight. Some crystals. We got some crystal time. We're charging. Okay. Gemma's like, what's going on out there? And Darcy's friend is like, we're charging our crystals in the moonlight. Gemma turns back to the crystals and starts like kind of like really looking at them.

And she realizes that some of them are sort of phallic. And a lot of them are more like egg shaped. And that's when the girls like we're planning on inserting them at midnight to align our chakras for the full beaver moon, which is a real thing, by the way.

And she realizes that some of them are sort of phallic. And a lot of them are more like egg shaped. And that's when the girls like we're planning on inserting them at midnight to align our chakras for the full beaver moon, which is a real thing, by the way.

The girl starts to explain to Gemma about like the passages of energy, but Gemma just excuses herself and flees to her room. She's like, I don't want to yuck anyone's yum, but I also don't really know how to feel about people charging their energy dildos in a shared public space.

The girl starts to explain to Gemma about like the passages of energy, but Gemma just excuses herself and flees to her room. She's like, I don't want to yuck anyone's yum, but I also don't really know how to feel about people charging their energy dildos in a shared public space.

It's once a year, and I believe it's the full moon that happens in November. Okay, that's fine. Yeah.

It's once a year, and I believe it's the full moon that happens in November. Okay, that's fine. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. We're almost at the end of our story. How are you feeling?

Yeah, yeah. We're almost at the end of our story. How are you feeling?

Yeah, so a week after the energy dildo experience, Gemma's in the kitchen, like pouring cereal into Ziploc bags, when she hears Ray's voices coming from the living room. And it sounds a lot like Ruth is fighting with Darcy. Do you mind your own business?

Yeah, so a week after the energy dildo experience, Gemma's in the kitchen, like pouring cereal into Ziploc bags, when she hears Ray's voices coming from the living room. And it sounds a lot like Ruth is fighting with Darcy. Do you mind your own business?

We would have been fighting by now.

We would have been fighting by now.

Let me join. Gemma does not mind her business either, but she doesn't get involved. She just goes like really still and quiet so she can listen. And she hears Ruth saying, look, I'm not telling you what to do with your body, but I have been covering you and Duncan's side of the gas bill for the past two months. And we all know who is using the stove the most.

Let me join. Gemma does not mind her business either, but she doesn't get involved. She just goes like really still and quiet so she can listen. And she hears Ruth saying, look, I'm not telling you what to do with your body, but I have been covering you and Duncan's side of the gas bill for the past two months. And we all know who is using the stove the most.