Rachelle Hampton

Basically mountain climbing.

Anyway, Jono would actually go on to become sort of a low-key legend in the Australian climbing community.

Like, he's the kind of guy who isn't a household name to normal people, but he is friends with all the guys who end up in the mountaineering history books.

Yes, I said mountaineering history books, they do exist.

Now, at the time of our story, Jono is in his early to mid-20s, and even then, his entire life revolves around climbing shit.

Technically, he has a day job, but it is all to fund the next big climb.

I could describe Jono's vibe, but we have actually got a photo of Jono and his climbing friends that I'm going to show you.

Oh, okay.

Oh, my God.

Now, I'm allowed to show you this photo, but not the audience.

So I need you to describe in as much detail as possible the vibes of the boys in this photo.

Wow.

That was a perfect description.

So in this photo is Jono, his friend, Big Rob, and another guy who is not important to this story.

Okay.

Drag.

Yeah.

This story, which begins when what feels like the entire Australian climbing community descends upon Sydney, Australia.

An expedition has just returned from climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, and everyone is celebrating.

Now, something to know about Jono and Big Rob is that despite the fact that they are objectively hot in...