Rachelle Hampton

The officer takes off her sunglasses, which is when Nicole and Madeline finally realize that this is a complete stranger. Okay. It doesn't make them feel much less panicked, though. Who knows how many allies Mysterious Steve has? The officer's like, I'm going to need both of you to step out the car.

The officer takes off her sunglasses, which is when Nicole and Madeline finally realize that this is a complete stranger. Okay. It doesn't make them feel much less panicked, though. Who knows how many allies Mysterious Steve has? The officer's like, I'm going to need both of you to step out the car.

Madeline briefly wonders if it's a crime to shit your pants in the presence of an officer. Once both Nicole and Madeline are out of the car, the officer's like, do you know why I pulled you over? And they both shake their heads. And the officer's like, well, your brake lights have been on for the past four miles, but now I need both of you to take a breathalyzer.

Madeline briefly wonders if it's a crime to shit your pants in the presence of an officer. Once both Nicole and Madeline are out of the car, the officer's like, do you know why I pulled you over? And they both shake their heads. And the officer's like, well, your brake lights have been on for the past four miles, but now I need both of you to take a breathalyzer.

Nicole and Madeline look at each other and they're like, brake lights? The officer makes them do a bunch of sobriety tests, like walking in a straight line and standing on one leg because this officer's like a magician. Nicole almost fails the sobriety test because she has a comically bad sense of balance.

Nicole and Madeline look at each other and they're like, brake lights? The officer makes them do a bunch of sobriety tests, like walking in a straight line and standing on one leg because this officer's like a magician. Nicole almost fails the sobriety test because she has a comically bad sense of balance.

But the officer ends up letting them go with the warning to get their brake lights checked. And that's pretty much the end of our story. How are you feeling? Will you ever leave a one-star review ever again?

But the officer ends up letting them go with the warning to get their brake lights checked. And that's pretty much the end of our story. How are you feeling? Will you ever leave a one-star review ever again?

Yeah, real.

Yeah, real.

All the stickers are actually signs of being a member of the cult. We do have two postscripts.

All the stickers are actually signs of being a member of the cult. We do have two postscripts.

So a few days after Madeline and Nicole get home, Grandma Jean calls Nicole and she's like, sweetie, is something up with your phone? The movers I hired to bring my love seat over said that they couldn't get in contact with you. They kept calling you while you were here, but you just weren't picking up.

So a few days after Madeline and Nicole get home, Grandma Jean calls Nicole and she's like, sweetie, is something up with your phone? The movers I hired to bring my love seat over said that they couldn't get in contact with you. They kept calling you while you were here, but you just weren't picking up.

And then our second postscript is that every so often when Madeline and Nicole get together, they check on Mysterious Steve's Facebook page to see if anyone had a similar experience. Which is how they notice that Mysterious Steve keeps editing his public response to their one-star review. The most recent change began with, we have never once kicked anyone out for bringing their own water bottles.

And then our second postscript is that every so often when Madeline and Nicole get together, they check on Mysterious Steve's Facebook page to see if anyone had a similar experience. Which is how they notice that Mysterious Steve keeps editing his public response to their one-star review. The most recent change began with, we have never once kicked anyone out for bringing their own water bottles.

We love the environment.

We love the environment.

And it ended with, maybe unlearn your bias towards Indigenous people. It's very racist.

And it ended with, maybe unlearn your bias towards Indigenous people. It's very racist.