Rachelle Hampton

And then Ash told us Cody swans out of the room. He's like, bitch, cut your ass.

Jeremiah is immediately like, don't worry, it's going to be okay. But he says it in that tone where you're clearly trying to convince yourself. Ash is like, mm-hmm. And then he's like, let's not get caught again. Yeah. Yeah. So Ash spends the next few hours before dinner in a state of just like rising panic. The vibes have only gotten worse. The kids are freaking out about Jim the ghost.

Jeremiah is immediately like, don't worry, it's going to be okay. But he says it in that tone where you're clearly trying to convince yourself. Ash is like, mm-hmm. And then he's like, let's not get caught again. Yeah. Yeah. So Ash spends the next few hours before dinner in a state of just like rising panic. The vibes have only gotten worse. The kids are freaking out about Jim the ghost.

The counselors are freaking out because the kids are freaking out. And Prince Warden has spent the afternoon on the phone with Exorcist, which has done absolutely nothing to calm anyone down. That's so funny that he was like, we need to hire a professional. Yeah. He's like Ghostbusters. Yeah, yeah.

The counselors are freaking out because the kids are freaking out. And Prince Warden has spent the afternoon on the phone with Exorcist, which has done absolutely nothing to calm anyone down. That's so funny that he was like, we need to hire a professional. Yeah. He's like Ghostbusters. Yeah, yeah.

Ash is down to eat in the mess hall just as Prince Warden enters and he motions for everyone to quiet down. And then Prince Warden is like, I've received a lot of concerned calls from parents. They're asking me to bring in a trauma therapist. Oh, my God. Yeah. Prince Warden is like, if nights like last night continued where half the camp doesn't sleep, computer time will be revoked for everyone.

Ash is down to eat in the mess hall just as Prince Warden enters and he motions for everyone to quiet down. And then Prince Warden is like, I've received a lot of concerned calls from parents. They're asking me to bring in a trauma therapist. Oh, my God. Yeah. Prince Warden is like, if nights like last night continued where half the camp doesn't sleep, computer time will be revoked for everyone.

Uh-oh. The entire mess hall is just full of horrified gasps. And then finally, the prince is like, if anyone here has any information about anything, please share immediately. Oh, no. Cody, don't. Don't do it. It's quiet for a second. And then Cody stands and is like, I have something to share. Oh, my God. It's a little shit. I am no longer on Team Cody.

Uh-oh. The entire mess hall is just full of horrified gasps. And then finally, the prince is like, if anyone here has any information about anything, please share immediately. Oh, no. Cody, don't. Don't do it. It's quiet for a second. And then Cody stands and is like, I have something to share. Oh, my God. It's a little shit. I am no longer on Team Cody.

Yeah, Ash immediately starts to panic. He's looking around for Jeremiah, whose eyes are like as big as saucers. Cody's like, I know something no one else here knows. And then Cody looks at Jeremiah. Oh, no. Ash's heart is in his ass. And then Cody's like, I planted the Ouija board and I lied to Jeremiah. The website I showed him is fake. I made it. There's no ghost.

Yeah, Ash immediately starts to panic. He's looking around for Jeremiah, whose eyes are like as big as saucers. Cody's like, I know something no one else here knows. And then Cody looks at Jeremiah. Oh, no. Ash's heart is in his ass. And then Cody's like, I planted the Ouija board and I lied to Jeremiah. The website I showed him is fake. I made it. There's no ghost.

Everyone can stop freaking out.

Everyone can stop freaking out.

Well, apparently Cody had decided to take his Dungeon Master game to a whole new level. Oh my god, he's doing LARPing! He had been planting clues since the previous summer, including the Ouija board. Oh, my God. He had spent his free time during the school year making graphic design his passion and made the very convincing website that mentioned James Hawkins. Oh, my God.

Well, apparently Cody had decided to take his Dungeon Master game to a whole new level. Oh my god, he's doing LARPing! He had been planting clues since the previous summer, including the Ouija board. Oh, my God. He had spent his free time during the school year making graphic design his passion and made the very convincing website that mentioned James Hawkins. Oh, my God.

You can maybe see why Cody's parents had wanted him to get outside for the summer. No, keep him in there.

You can maybe see why Cody's parents had wanted him to get outside for the summer. No, keep him in there.

You can also maybe see why Camp Gondor received a very large donation from Cody's parents a few weeks after what everyone came to refer to as the Cody incident.

You can also maybe see why Camp Gondor received a very large donation from Cody's parents a few weeks after what everyone came to refer to as the Cody incident.

I know. What is he doing right now? I really need to know what he's doing. I mean, my fear is that he's working at like Doge or something, but I'm not going to put that on him.