Rachelle Hampton

Because two gens is all it took to get her going. Yeah. Yes. Nicole and Madeline have been traveling together since they had enough money to do so, so the idea of a two-day road trip is thrilling to them and not daunting. The road trip becomes even more thrilling the closer they get to town, which I will now be referring to as Tumbleweed Springs. Okay, perfect.

About 40 miles out, Madeline spots a billboard for something other than Jesus and personal injury lawyers. Alana, how do you feel about magic shows?

About 40 miles out, Madeline spots a billboard for something other than Jesus and personal injury lawyers. Alana, how do you feel about magic shows?

You don't want to be sawed in half.

You don't want to be sawed in half.

Real. So Madeline's not necessarily obsessed with magic. She just saw David Copperfield at a formative age. So as soon as she sees this sign which advertises an adult magic show right in Tumbleweed Springs starring the mysterious Steve... Okay. She turns to Nicole and is like, the mysterious Steve? The billboard doesn't have anything else on it except a silhouette graphic of a crow.

Real. So Madeline's not necessarily obsessed with magic. She just saw David Copperfield at a formative age. So as soon as she sees this sign which advertises an adult magic show right in Tumbleweed Springs starring the mysterious Steve... Okay. She turns to Nicole and is like, the mysterious Steve? The billboard doesn't have anything else on it except a silhouette graphic of a crow.

Nicole laughs and is like, I forgot about that billboard. And she tells Madeline that she had actually never been to the show because it was 21 plus and she hadn't visited Tumbleweed Springs since college. And then Nicole admits that she's low-key always wanted to see it, especially because everyone in Tumbleweed Springs is so weird about it.

Nicole laughs and is like, I forgot about that billboard. And she tells Madeline that she had actually never been to the show because it was 21 plus and she hadn't visited Tumbleweed Springs since college. And then Nicole admits that she's low-key always wanted to see it, especially because everyone in Tumbleweed Springs is so weird about it.

Well, like, if you ask anyone in town about the show, they'll say they can't talk about it with anyone who hasn't seen it. Oh. It's kind of a main attraction in Tumbleweed Springs. Like people have bumper stickers on their cars that say, I've seen the mysterious Steve. The bumper stickers also have the silhouette of a crow. Okay. Would you want to check out the mysterious Steve?

Well, like, if you ask anyone in town about the show, they'll say they can't talk about it with anyone who hasn't seen it. Oh. It's kind of a main attraction in Tumbleweed Springs. Like people have bumper stickers on their cars that say, I've seen the mysterious Steve. The bumper stickers also have the silhouette of a crow. Okay. Would you want to check out the mysterious Steve?

This is all the information you have. Bye.

This is all the information you have. Bye.

Yeah. Madeline immediately finds the Facebook business page for the mysterious Steve and buys two tickets for the following evening.

Yeah. Madeline immediately finds the Facebook business page for the mysterious Steve and buys two tickets for the following evening.

A couple of minutes later, Madeline receives confirmation along with a list of rules. So the rules are as follows. No outside water bottles slash drinks or food are allowed in the domicile of Mysterious Steve. There will be a cash theater bar serving themed cocktails and snacks. Be there 15 minutes before the show starts because the doors close at 9 p.m.

A couple of minutes later, Madeline receives confirmation along with a list of rules. So the rules are as follows. No outside water bottles slash drinks or food are allowed in the domicile of Mysterious Steve. There will be a cash theater bar serving themed cocktails and snacks. Be there 15 minutes before the show starts because the doors close at 9 p.m.

Patrons are not allowed to wear hats or sneakers as Mysterious Steve finds this disrespectful.

Patrons are not allowed to wear hats or sneakers as Mysterious Steve finds this disrespectful.

And then the final rule is please confirm by way of response that you have read and understood everything. Oh. What do you think of these rules?